Yesterdays — A Suggestion

A SUGGESTION

As I go and shop, sir!

If a car I stop, sir!

Where you chance to sit, And you want to read, sir!

Never mind or heed, sir!

I'll not care a bit.

For it's now aesthetic To be quite athletic.

That's our fad, you know.

I can hold the strap, sir!

And keep off your lap, sir!

As we jolting go.

If you read on blindly, I shall take it kindly, All the car's not mine.

But, if you sit and stare, sir!

At my eyes and hair, sir!

I must draw the line.

If the stare is meant, sir!

For a compliment, sir!

As we jog through town, Allow me to suggest, sir!

A woman oft looks best, sir!

When she's sitting down.