Perverted Proverbs: A Manual of Immorals for the Many — 'Don't Buy a Pig in a Poke.'

"_Don't Buy a Pig in a Poke.

_" Unscrupulous Pigmongers will Attempt to wheedle and to coax The ignorant young housewife till She purchases her pigs in pokes;

Beasts that have got a Lurid Past, Or else are far Too Good to Last.

So, should you not desire to be The victim of a cruel hoax, Then promise me, ah!

promise me, You will not purchase pigs in pokes!

('Twould be an error just as big To poke your purchase in a pig.

) Too well I know the bitter cost, To turn this subject off with jokes;

How many a fortune has been lost By men who purchased pigs in pokes.

(Ah!

think on such when you would talk With mouths that are replete with pork!

) And, after dinner, round the fire, Astride of Grandpa's rugged knee, Implore your bored but patient sire To tell you what a Poke may be.

The fact he might disclose to you-- Which is far more than _I_ can do.

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