Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor — Sutters Claim
IMITATED.
Say!
_you_ feller!
_You_-- With that spade and the pick!
-- What do you 'pose to do On this side o' the crick?
Goin' to tackle this claim?
Well, I reckon You'll let up agin purty quick!
No bluff, understand,-- But the same has been tried, And the claim never panned-- Or the fellers has lied,-- For they tell of a dozen that tried it, And quit it most onsatisfied.
The luck's dead agin it!
-- The first man I see That stuck a pick in it Proved _that_ thing to me,-- For he sorto took down, and got homesick, And went back whar he'd orto be!
Then others they worked it Some--more or less, But finally shirked it, In grades of distress,-- With an eye out--a jaw or skull busted, Or some sort o' seriousness.
The _last_ one was plucky-- He wasn't afeerd, And bragged he was "lucky," And said that "he'd heerd A heep of bluff-talk," and swore awkard He'd work any claim that he keered!
Don't you strike nary lick With that pick till I'm through;
This-here feller talked slick And as peart-like as you!
And he says: "I'll abide here As long as I please!"
But he didn't....
He died here-- And I'm his disease!
Seeking to Be Identified CHICAGO, Feb.
20, 1888.