Tales of Laughter — One's Own Children Always Prettiest
_One’s Own Children Always Prettiest_ Once upon a time a man went out shooting in a forest, and there he met a woodcock.
“Pray, don’t shoot my children,” cried the woodcock.
“What are your children like?
” asked the man.
“Mine are the prettiest children in the forest,” answered the woodcock.
“I suppose I mustn’t shoot them, then,” said the man.
When he came back he carried in his hand a whole string of young woodcocks which he had shot.
“Oh, dear, oh, dear!
Why, you have shot my children after all!
” wept the woodcock.
“Are these yours?
” said the man.
“Why, I shot the ugliest I could find.
”