Ivory Tower — Book Third, V part 2

His friend but looked at him again on this in rather desperate diversion.

"I don't see how you're to know where you are, I confess, if you take no means to find out."

"Well, my acquisition of property seems by itself to promise me information, and for the understanding of the lesson I shall have to take a certain time.

What I want," Gray finely argued, "is to act but in the light of that."

"In the light of time?

Then why do you begin by so oddly wasting it?"

"Because I think it may be the only way for me not to waste understanding.

Don't be afraid," he went on, moving as by the effect of Horton's motion, which had brought that subject of appeal a few steps nearer the rare repository, "that I shall commit the extravagance of at all wasting _you.

_" Horton, from where he had paused, looked up at the ivory tower; though as Gray was placed in the straight course of approach to it he had after a fashion to catch and meet his eyes by the way.

"What you really want of me, it's clear, is to help you to fidget and fumble--or in other words to prolong the most absurd situation; and what I ought to do, if you'd believe it of me, is to take that stuff out of your hands and just deal with it myself."

"And what do you mean by dealing with it yourself?"

"Why destroying it unread by either of us--which," said Horton, looking about, "I'd do in a jiffy, on the spot, if there were only a fire in that grate.

The place is clear, however, and we've matches; let me chuck your letter in and enjoy the blaze with you."

"Ah, my dear man, don't!

Don't!"

Gray repeated, putting it rather as a plea for indulgence than as any ghost of a defiance, but instinctively stepping backward in defence of his treasure.

His companion, for a little, gazed at the cabinet, in speculation, it might really have seemed, as to an extraordinary reach of arm.

"You positively prefer to hug the beastly thing?"

"Let me alone," Gray presently returned, "and you'll probably find I've hugged it to death."

Horton took, however, on his side, a moment for further reflection.

"I thought what you wanted of me to be exactly _not_ that I should let you alone, but that I should give you on the contrary my very best attention!"

"Well," Gray found felicity to answer, "I feel that you'll see how your very best attention will sometimes consist in your not at all minding me."

So then for the minute Horton looked as if he took it.

The great clock on the mantel appeared to have stopped with the stop of its late owner's life; so that he eyed his watch and startled at the hour to which they had talked.

He put out his hand for good-night, and this returned grasp held them together in silence a minute.

Something then in his sense of the situation determined his breaking out with an intensity not yet produced in him.

"Yes--you're really prodigious.

I mean for trust in a fellow.

For upon my honour you know nothing whatever about me."

"That's quite what I mean," said Gray--"that I suffer from my ignorance of so much that's important, and want naturally to correct it."

"'Naturally'?"

his visitor gloomed.

"Why, I do know _this_ about you, that when we were together with old Roulet at Neuchâtel and, off on our _cours_ that summer, had strayed into a high place, in the Oberland, where I was ass enough to have slid down to a scrap of a dizzy ledge, and so hung helpless over the void, unable to get back, in horror of staying and in greater horror of not, you got near enough to me, at the risk of your life, to lower to me the rope we so luckily had with us and that made an effort of my own possible by my managing to pass it under my arms.

You helped that effort from a place of vantage above that nobody but you, in your capacity for playing up, would for a moment have taken for one, and you so hauled and steadied and supported me, in spite of your almost equal exposure, that little by little I climbed, I scrambled, my absolute confidence in you helping, for it amounted to inspiration, and got near to where you were."

"From which point," said Horton, whom this reminiscence had kept gravely attentive, "you in your turn rendered me such assistance, I remember, though I can't for the life of me imagine how you contrived, that the tables were quite turned and I shouldn't in the least have got out of my fix without you."

He now pulled up short however; he stood a moment looking down.

"It isn't pleasant to remember."

"It wouldn't," Gray judged, "be pleasant to forget.

You gave proof of extraordinary coolness."

Horton still had his eyes on the ground.

"We both kept our heads.

I

grant it's a decent note for us."

"If you mean we were associated in keeping our heads, you kept mine," Gray remarked, "much more than I kept yours.

I should be without a head to-day if you hadn't seen so to my future, just as I should be without a heart, you must really let me remark, if I didn't look now to your past.

I consider that to know that fact in it takes me of itself well-nigh far enough in appreciation of you for my curiosity, even at its most exasperated, to rest on a bed of roses.

However, my imagination itself," Gray still more beautifully went on, "insists on making additions--since how can't it, for that matter, picture again the rate at which it made them then?

I hadn't even at the time waited for you to save my life in order to think you a swell.

If I thought you the biggest kind of one, and if in your presence now I see just as much as ever why I did, what does that amount to but that my mind isn't a blank about you?"

"Well, if mine had ever been one about you," said Horton, once more facing it, "our so interesting conversation here would have sufficed to cram it full.

The least I can make of you, whether for your protection or my profit, is just that you're insanely romantic."

"Romantic--yes," Gray smiled; "but oh, but oh, so systematically!"

"It's your system that's exactly your madness.

How can you take me, without a stroke of success, without a single fact of performance, to my credit, for anything but an abject failure?

You're in possession of no faintest sign, kindly note, that I'm not a mere impudent ass."

Gray accepted this reminder, for all he showed to the contrary, in the admiring spirit in which he might have regarded a splendid somersault or an elegant trick with cards; indulging, that is, by his appearance, in the forward bend of attention to it, but then falling back to more serious ground.

"It's my romance that's itself my reason; by which I mean that I'm never so reasonable, so deliberate, so lucid and so capable--to call myself capable at any hour!

--as when I'm most romantic.

I'm methodically and consistently so, and nothing could make and keep me, for any dealings with me, I hold, more conveniently safe and quiet.

You see that you can lead me about by a string if you'll only tie it to my appropriate finger--which you'll find out, if you don't mind the trouble, by experience of the wrong ones, those where the attachment won't 'act.'

" He drew breath to give his friend the benefit of this illustration, but another connection quickly caught him up.

"How can you pretend to suggest that you're in these parts the faintest approach to an insignificant person?

How can you pretend that you're not as clever as you can stick together, and with the cleverness of the right kind?

For there are odious kinds, I know--the kind that redresses other people's stupidity instead of sitting upon it."

"I'll answer you those questions," Horton goodhumouredly said, "as soon as you tell me how you've come by your wonderful ground for them.

Till you're able to do that I shall resent your torrent of abuse.

The appalling creature you appear to wish to depict!"

"Well, you're simply a _figure_--what I call--in all the force of the term; one has only to look at you to see it, and I shall give up drawing conclusions from it only when I give up looking.

You can make out that there's nothing in a prejudice," Gray developed, "for a prejudice may be, or must be, so to speak, single-handed; but you can't not count with a relation--I mean one you're a party to, because a relation is exactly a _fact_ of reciprocity.

Our reciprocity, which exists and which makes me a party to it by existing for my benefit, just as it makes you one by existing for yours, can't possibly result in your not 'figuring' to me, don't you see?

with the most admirable intensity.

And I simply decline," our young man wound up, "not to believe tremendous things of any subject of a relation of mine."

"'Any' subject?"

Vinty echoed in a tone that showed how intelligently he had followed.

"That condition, I'm afraid," he smiled, "will cut down not a little your general possibilities of relation."

And then as if this were cheap talk, but a point none the less remained: "In this country one's a figure (whatever you may mean by that!

) on easy terms;

and if I correspond to your idea of the phenomenon you'll have much to do--I won't say for my simple self, but for the comfort of your mind--to make your fond imagination fit the funny facts.

You pronounce me an awful swell--which, like everything else over here, has less weight of sense in it for the saying than it could have anywhere else; but what barest evidence have you of any positive trust in me shown on any occasion or in any connection by one creature you can name?"

"Trust?"

--Gray looked at the red tip of the cigarette between his fingers.

"Trust, trust, trust!"

Well, it didn't take long to say.

"What do you call it but trust that such people as the Bradhams, and all the people here, as he tells me, receive you with open arms?"

"Such people as the Bradhams and as 'all the people here'!"

--Horton beamed on him for the beauty of that.

"Such authorities and such 'figures,' such allegations, such perfections and such proofs!

Oh," he said, "I'm going to have great larks with you!"

"You give me then the evidence I want in the very act of challenging me for it.

What better proof of your situation and your character than your possession exactly of such a field for whatever you like, of such a dish for serving me up?

Mr. Bradham, as you know," Gray continued, "was this morning so good as to pay me a visit, and the form in which he put your glory to me--because we talked of you ever so pleasantly--was that, by his appreciation, you know your way about the place better than all the rest of the knowing put together."

Horton smiled, smoked, kept his hands in his pockets.

"Dear deep old Davey!"

"Yes," said Gray consistently, "isn't he a wise old specimen?

It's rather horrid for me having thus to mention, as if you had applied to me for a place, that I've picked up a good 'character' of you, but since you insist on it he assured me that I couldn't possibly have a better friend."

"Well, he's a most unscrupulous old person and ought really to be ashamed.

What it comes to," Haughty added, "is that though I've repeatedly stayed with them they've to the best of his belief never missed one of the spoons.

The fact is that even if they had poor Davey wouldn't know it."

"He doesn't take care of the spoons?"

Gray asked in a tone that made his friend at once swing round and away.

He appeared to note an unexpectedness in this, yet, "out" as he was for unexpectedness, it could grow, on the whole, clearly, but to the raising of his spirits.

"Well, I shall take care of _my_ loose valuables and, unwarned by the Bradhams and likely to have such things to all appearance in greater number than ever before, what can I do but persist in my notion of asking you to keep with me, at your convenience, some proper count of them?"

After which as Horton's movement had carried him quite to the far end of the room, where the force of it even detained him a little.

Gray had him again well in view for his return, and was prompted thereby to a larger form of pressure.

"How can you pretend to palm off on me that women mustn't in prodigious numbers 'trust' you?"

Haughty made of his shoulders the most prodigious hunch.

"What importance, under the sun, has the trust of women--in numbers however prodigious?

It's never what's best in a man they trust--it's exactly what's worst, what's most irrelevant to anything or to any class but themselves.

Their _kind_ of confidence," he further elucidated, "is concerned only with the effect of their own operations or with those to which they are subject; it has no light either for a man's other friends or for his enemies: it proves nothing about him but in that particular and wholly detached relation.

So neither hate me nor like me, please, for anything any woman may tell you."

Horton's hand had on this renewed and emphasised its proposal of good-night; to which his host acceded with the remark: "What superfluous precautions you take!"

"How can you call them superfluous," he asked in answer to this, "when you've been taking them at such a rate yourself?

--in the interest, I mean, of trying to persuade me that you can't stand on your feet?"

"It hasn't been to show you that I'm silly about life--which is what you've just been talking of.

It has only been to show you that I'm silly about affairs," Gray said as they went at last through the big bedimmed hall to the house doors, which stood open to the warm summer night under the protection of the sufficient outward reaches.

"Well, what are affairs but life?"

Vinty, at the top of the steps, sought to know.

"You'll make me feel, no doubt, how much they are--which would be very good for me.

Only life isn't affairs--that's my subtle distinction," Gray went on.

"I'm not sure, I'm not sure!"

said Horton while he looked at the stars.

"Oh rot--_I_ am!"

Gray happily declared; to which he the next moment added: "What it makes you contend for, you see, is the fact of my silliness."

"Well, what is that but the most splendid fact about you, you jolly old sage?"

--and his visitor, getting off, fairly sprang into the shade of the shrubberies.

BOOK FOURTH