Fantastic Fables — Aesopus Emendatus: Part 3

Something in the sentiment sounded familiar, and, looking at the Miller more closely the War-horse recognised his master in disguise.

The Dog and the Reflection A Dog passing over a stream on a plank saw his reflection in the water.

"You ugly brute!"

he cried; "how dare you look at me in that insolent way."

He made a grab in the water, and, getting hold of what he supposed was the other dog's lip, lifted out a fine piece of meat which a butcher's boy had dropped into the stream.

The Man and the Fish-horn A Truthful Man, finding a musical instrument in the road, asked the name of it, and was told that it was a fish-horn.

The next time he went fishing he set his nets and blew the fish-horn all day to charm the fish into them; but at nightfall there were not only no fish in his nets, but none along that part of the coast.

Meeting a friend while on his way home he was asked what luck he had had.

"Well," said the Truthful Man, "the weather is not right for fishing, but it's a red-letter day for music."

The Hare and the Tortoise A Hare having ridiculed the slow movements of a Tortoise, was challenged by the latter to run a race, a Fox to go to the goal and be the judge.

They got off well together, the hare at the top of her speed, the Tortoise, who had no other intention than making his antagonist exert herself, going very leisurely.

After sauntering along for some time he discovered the Hare by the wayside, apparently asleep, and seeing a chance to win pushed on as fast as he could, arriving at the goal hours afterward, suffering from extreme fatigue and claiming the victory.

"Not so," said the Fox; "the Hare was here long ago, and went back to cheer you on your way."

Hercules and the Carter A Carter was driving a waggon loaded with a merchant's goods, when the wheels stuck in a rut.

Thereupon he began to pray to Hercules, without other exertion.

"Indolent fellow!"

said Hercules; "you ask me to help you, but will not help yourself."

So the Carter helped himself to so many of the most valuable goods that the horses easily ran away with the remainder.

The Lion and the Bull A Lion wishing to lure a Bull to a place where it would be safe to attack him, said: "My friend, I have killed a fine sheep; will you come with me and partake of the mutton?"

"With pleasure," said the Bull, "as soon as you have refreshed yourself a little for the journey.

Pray have some grass."

The Man and his Goose "See these valuable golden eggs," said a Man that owned a Goose.

"Surely a Goose which can lay such eggs as those must have a gold mine inside her."

So he killed the Goose and cut her open, but found that she was just like any other goose.

Moreover, on examining the eggs that she had laid he found they were just like any other eggs.

The Wolf and the Feeding Goat A Wolf saw a Goat feeding at the summit of a rock, where he could not get at her.

"Why do you stay up there in that sterile place and go hungry?"

said the Wolf.

"Down here where I am the broken-bottle vine cometh up as a flower, the celluloid collar blossoms as the rose, and the tin-can tree brings forth after its kind."

"That is true, no doubt," said the Goat, "but how about the circus-poster crop?

I hear that it failed this year down there."

The Wolf, perceiving that he was being chaffed, went away and resumed his duties at the doors of the poor.

Jupiter and the Birds Jupiter commanded all the birds to appear before him, so that he might choose the most beautiful to be their king.

The ugly jackdaw, collecting all the fine feathers which had fallen from the other birds, attached them to his own body and appeared at the examination, looking very gay.

The other birds, recognising their own borrowed plumage, indignantly protested, and began to strip him.

"Hold!"

said Jupiter; "this self-made bird has more sense than any of you.

He is your king."

The Lion and the Mouse A Lion who had caught a Mouse was about to kill him, when the Mouse said: "If you will spare my life, I will do as much for you some day."

The Lion, good-naturedly let him go.

It happened shortly afterwards that the Lion was caught by some hunters and bound with cords.

The Mouse, passing that way, and seeing that his benefactor was helpless, gnawed off his tail.

The Old Man and His Sons An Old Man, afflicted with a family of contentious Sons, brought in a bundle of sticks and asked the young men to break it.

After repeated efforts they confessed that it could not be done.

"Behold," said the Old Man, "the advantage of unity; as long as these sticks are in alliance they are invincible, but observe how feeble they are individually."

Pulling a single stick from the bundle, he broke it easily upon the head of the eldest Son, and this he repeated until all had been served.

The Crab and His Son A Logical Crab said to his Son, "Why do you not walk straight forward?

Your sidelong gait is singularly ungraceful."

"Why don't you walk straight forward yourself," said the Son.

"Erring youth," replied the Logical Crab, "you are introducing new and irrelevant matter."

The North Wind and the Sun The Sun and the North Wind disputed which was the more powerful, and agreed that he should be declared victor who could the sooner strip a traveller of his clothes.

So they waited until a traveller came by.

But the traveller had been indiscreet enough to stay over night at a summer hotel, and had no clothes.

The Mountain and the Mouse A Mountain was in labour, and the people of seven cities had assembled to watch its movements and hear its groans.

While they waited in breathless expectancy out came a Mouse.

"Oh, what a baby!"

they cried in derision.

"I may be a baby," said the Mouse, gravely, as he passed outward through the forest of shins, "but I know tolerably well how to diagnose a volcano."

The Bellamy and the Members The Members of a body of Socialists rose in insurrection against their Bellamy.

"Why," said they, "should we be all the time tucking you out with food when you do nothing to tuck us out?"