Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 27, November, 1921 — Short Quips

* * * * * Thash Our Stashon The conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad differ as to the proper pronunciation of the name Eurelia.

Passengers are often startled upon arrival at the station to hear the conductor yell, “You’re a liar, you’re a liar.

” Then from the brakeman at the other end comes the cry, “You really are, you really are.

” * * * * * Lawn Mower Missionaries In the South Sea Islands women are arrayed in grass aprons, but after while the missionaries will invade their peaceful haunts and they won’t wear much but the garb of civilization.

* * * * * No Indian to Guide Her Following the example of Clara Hamon, Mrs. Stillman, of divorce fame, is being offered a starring contract in the movies.

How about a nice feature film such as “No Indian to Guide Her?

” * * * * * Why, of Course Not “Bullet Strikes Girl’s Knee Without Puncturing Skirt—Police Baffled,” says a headline in the Philadelphia Record.

The police are so stupid!

—Grand Rapids Press.

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