Castles in the Air — Chapter IV - Carissimo Pt 3

Having been forced thus to give up Carissimo, and with him all my hopes of a really substantial fortune, I was determined to make the red-polled miscreant suffer for my disappointment, and the minions of the law sweat in the exercise of their duty.

I demanded Theodore!

My friend, my comrade, my right hand!

I had seen him not ten minutes ago, carrying in his arms this very dog, whom I had subsequently found inside a wall cupboard beside a blood-stained coat.

Where was Theodore?

Pointing an avenging finger at the red-headed reprobate, I boldly accused him of having murdered my friend with a view to robbing him of the reward offered for the recovery of the dog.

This brought a new train of thought into the wooden pates of the gendarmes.

A quartet of them had by this time assembled within the respectable precincts of the Hôtel des Cadets.

One of them—senior to the others—at once dispatched a younger comrade to the nearest commissary of police for advice and assistance.

Then he ordered us all into the room pompously labelled “Réception,” and there proceeded once more to interrogate us all, making copious notes in his leather-bound book all the time, whilst I, moaning and lamenting the loss of my faithful friend and man of all work, loudly demanded the punishment of his assassin.

Theodore’s coat, his hat, the blood-stained rag, had all been brought down from No. 25 and laid out upon the table ready for the inspection of M. the Commissary of Police.

That gentleman arrived with two private agents, armed with full powers and wrapped in the magnificent imperturbability of the law.

The gendarme had already put him _au fait_ of the events, and as soon as he was seated behind the table upon which reposed the “pièces de conviction,” he in his turn proceeded to interrogate the ginger-pated miscreant.

But strive how he might, M. the Commissary elicited no further information from him than that which we all already possessed.

The man gave his name as Aristide Nicolet.

He had no fixed abode.

He had come to visit his friend who lodged in No. 25 in the Hôtel des Cadets.

Not finding him at home he had sat by the fire and had waited for him.

He knew absolutely nothing of the dog and absolutely nothing of the whereabouts of Theodore.

“We’ll soon see about that!

” asserted M. the Commissary.

He ordered a perquisition of every room and every corner of the hotel, Madame the proprietress loudly lamenting that she and her respectable house would henceforth be disgraced for ever.

But the thieves—whoever they were—were clever.

Not a trace of any illicit practice was found on the premises—and not a trace of Theodore.

Had he indeed been murdered?

The thought now had taken root in my mind.

For the moment I had even forgotten Carissimo and my vanished five thousand francs.

Well, Sir!

Aristide Nicolet was marched off to the depot—still protesting his innocence.

The next day he was confronted with Mme.

la Comtesse de Nolé, who could not say more than that he might have formed part of the gang who had jostled her on the Quai Voltaire, whilst the servant who had taken the missive from him failed to recognize him.

Carissimo was restored to the arms of his loving mistress, but the reward for his recovery had to be shared between the police and myself: three thousand francs going to the police who apprehended the thief, and two thousand to me who had put them on the track.

It was not a fortune, Sir, but I had to be satisfied.

But in the meanwhile the disappearance of Theodore had remained an unfathomable mystery.

No amount of questionings and cross-questionings, no amount of confrontations and perquisitions, had brought any new matter to light.

Aristide Nicolet persisted in his statements, as did the proprietress and the concierge of the Hôtel des Cadets in theirs.

Theodore had undoubtedly occupied room No. 25 in the hotel during the three days while I was racking my brain as to what had become of him.

I equally undoubtedly saw him for a few moments running up the Rue Beaune with Carissimo’s tail projecting beneath his coat.

Then he entered the open doorway of the hotel, and henceforth his whereabouts remained a baffling mystery.

Beyond his coat and hat, the stained rag and the dog himself, there was not the faintest indication of what became of him after that.

The concierge vowed that he did not enter the hotel—Aristide Nicolet vowed that he did not enter No. 25. But then the dog was in the cupboard, and so were the hat and coat; and even the police were bound to admit that in the short space of time between my last glimpse of Theodore and the gendarme’s entry into room 25 it would be impossible for the most experienced criminal on earth to murder a man, conceal every trace of the crime, and so to dispose of the body as to baffle the most minute inquiry and the most exhaustive search.

Sometimes when I thought the whole matter out I felt that I was growing crazy.

5. Thus about a week or ten days went by and I had just come reluctantly to the conclusion that there must be some truth in the old mediaeval legends which tell us that the devil runs away with his elect from time to time, when I received a summons from M. the Commissary of Police to present myself at his bureau.

He was pleasant and urbane as usual, but to my anxious query after Theodore he only gave me the old reply: “No trace of him can be found.

” Then he added: “We must therefore take it for granted, my good M. Ratichon, that your man of all work is—of his own free will—keeping out of the way.

The murder theory is untenable; we have had to abandon it.

The total disappearance of the body is an unanswerable argument against it.

Would you care to offer a reward for information leading to the recovery of your missing friend?

” I hesitated.

I certainly was not prepared to pay anyone for finding Theodore.

“Think it over, my good M. Ratichon,” rejoined M. le Commissaire pleasantly.

“But in the meanwhile I must tell you that we have decided to set Aristide Nicolet free.

There is not a particle of evidence against him either in the matter of the dog or of that of your friend.

Mme.

de Nolé’s servants cannot swear to his identity, whilst you have sworn that you last saw the dog in your man’s arms.

That being so, I feel that we have no right to detain an innocent man.

” Well, Sir, what could I say?

I knew well enough that there was not a tittle of solid evidence against the man Nicolet, nor had I the power to move the police of His Majesty the King from their decision.

In my heart of hearts I had the firm conviction that the ginger-polled ruffian knew all about Carissimo and all about the present whereabouts of that rascal Theodore.

But what could I say, Sir?

What could I do?

I went home that night to my lodgings at Passy more perplexed than ever I had been in my life before.

The next morning I arrived at my office soon after nine.

The problem had presented itself to me during the night of finding a new man of all work who would serve me on the same terms as that ungrateful wretch Theodore.

I mounted the stairs with a heavy step and opened the outer door of my apartment with my private key; and then, Sir, I assure you that for one brief moment I felt that my knees were giving way under me and that I should presently measure my full length on the floor.

There, sitting at the table in my private room, was Theodore.

He had donned one of the many suits of clothes which I always kept at the office for purposes of my business, and he was calmly consuming a luscious sausage which was to have been part of my dinner today, and finishing a half-bottle of my best Bordeaux.

He appeared wholly unconscious of his enormities, and when I taxed him with his villainies and plied him with peremptory questions he met me with a dogged silence and a sulky attitude which I have never seen equalled in all my life.

He flatly denied that he had ever walked the streets of Paris with a dog under his arm, or that I had ever chased him up the Rue Beaune.

He denied ever having lodged in the Hôtel des Cadets, or been acquainted with its proprietress, or with a red-polled, hunchback miscreant named Aristide Nicolet.

He denied that the coat and hat found in room No. 25 were his; in fact, he denied everything, and with an impudence, Sir, which was past belief.

But he put the crown to his insolence when he finally demanded two hundred francs from me: his share in the sum paid to me by Mme.

de Nolé for the recovery of her dog.

He demanded this, Sir, in the name of justice and of equity, and even brandished our partnership contract in my face.

I was so irate at his audacity, so disgusted that presently I felt that I could not bear the sight of him any longer.

I turned my back on him and walked out of my own private room, leaving him there still munching my sausage and drinking my Bordeaux.

I was going through the antechamber with a view to going out into the street for a little fresh air when something in the aspect of the chair-bedstead on which that abominable brute Theodore had apparently spent the night attracted my attention.

I turned over one of the cushions, and with a cry of rage which I took no pains to suppress I seized upon what I found lying beneath: a blue linen blouse, Sir, a peaked cap, a ginger-coloured wig and beard!

The villain!

The abominable mountebank!

The wretch!

The .

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I was wellnigh choking with wrath.

With the damning pieces of conviction in my hand, I rushed back into the inner room.

Already my cry of indignation had aroused the vampire from his orgy.

He stood before me sheepish, grinning, and taunted me, Sir—taunted me for my blindness in not recognizing him under the disguise of the so-called Aristide Nicolet.

It was a disguise which he had kept by him in case of an emergency when first he decided to start business as a dog thief.

Carissimo had been his first serious venture and but for my interference it would have been a wholly successful one.

He had worked the whole thing out with marvellous cleverness, being greatly assisted by Madame Sand, the proprietress of the Hôtel des Cadets, who was a friend of his mother’s. The lady, it seems, carried on a lucrative business of the same sort herself, and she undertook to furnish him with the necessary confederates for the carrying out of his plan.

The proceeds of the affair were to be shared equally between himself and Madame; the confederates, who helped to jostle Mme.

de Nolé whilst her dog was being stolen, were to receive five francs each for their trouble.

When he met me at the corner of the Rue Beaune he was on his way to the Rue Guénégaud, hoping to exchange Carissimo for five thousand francs.

When he met me, however, he felt that the best thing to do for the moment was to seek safety in flight.

He had only just time to run back to the hotel to warn Mme.

Sand of my approach and beg her to detain me at any cost.

Then he flew up the stairs, changed into his disguise, Carissimo barking all the time furiously.

Whilst he was trying to pacify the dog, the latter bit him severely in the arm, drawing a good deal of blood—the crimson scar across his face was a last happy inspiration which put the finishing touch to his disguise and to the hoodwinking of the police and of me.

He had only just time to staunch the blood from his arm and to thrust his own clothes and Carissimo into the wall cupboard when the gendarme and I burst in upon him.

I could only gasp.

For one brief moment the thought rushed through my mind that I would denounce him to the police for .

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for .

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But that was just the trouble.

Of what could I accuse him?

Of murdering himself or of stealing Mme.

de Nolé’s dog?

The commissary would hardly listen to such a tale .

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and it would make me seem ridiculous.

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So I gave Theodore the soundest thrashing he ever had in his life, and fifty francs to keep his mouth shut.

But did I not tell you that he was a monster of ingratitude?

CHAPTER V. — THE TOYS