Penguin Island — 52 Bk7 Ch3 - Hippolyte Ceres
III. HIPPOLYTE CÉRÈS
In Madame Clarence’s drawing-room the conversation turned upon love,
and many charming things were said about it.
“Love is a sacrifice,” sighed Madame Crémeur.
“I agree with you,” replied M. Boutourlé with animation.
But Professor Haddock soon displayed his fastidious insolence.
“It seems to me,” said he, “that the Penguin ladies have made a great
fuss since, through St. Maël’s agency, they became viviparous.
But
there is nothing to be particularly proud of in that, for it is a state
they share in common with cows and pigs, and even with orange and lemon
trees, for the seeds of these plants germinate in the pericarp.”
“The self-importance which the Penguin ladies give themselves does not
go so far back as that,” answered M. Boutourlé.
“It dates from the day
when the holy apostle gave them clothes.
But this self-importance was
long kept in restraint, and displayed itself fully only with increased
luxury of dress and in a small section of society.
For go only two
leagues from Alca into the country at harvest time, and you will see
whether women are over-precise or self-important.”
On that day M. Hippolyte Cérès paid his first call.
He was a Deputy of
Alca, and one of the youngest members of the House.
His father was said
to have kept a dram shop, but he himself was a lawyer of robust
physique, a good though prolix speaker, with a self-important air and a
reputation for ability.
“M. Cérès,” said the mistress of the house, “your constituency is one
of the finest in Alca.”
“And there are fresh improvements made in it every day, Madame.”
“Unfortunately, it is impossible to take a stroll through it any
longer,” said M. Boutourlé.
“Why?” asked M. Cérès. “On account of the motors, of course.”
“Do not give them a bad name,” answered the Deputy.
“They are our great
national industry.”
“I know.
The Penguins of to-day make me think of the ancient Egyptians.
According to Clement of Alexandria, Taine tells us—though he misquotes
the text—the Egyptians worshipped the crocodiles that devoured them.
The Penguins to-day worship the motors that crush them.
Without a doubt
the future belongs to the metal beast.
We are no more likely to go back
to cabs than we are to go back to the diligence.
And the long martyrdom
of the horse will come to an end.
The motor, which the frenzied
cupidity of manufacturers hurls like a juggernaut’s car upon the
bewildered people and of which the idle and fashionable make a foolish
though fatal elegance, will soon begin to perform its true function,
and putting its strength at the service of the entire people, will
behave like a docile, toiling monster.
But in order that the motor may
cease to be injurious and become beneficent we must build roads suited
to its speed, roads which it cannot tear up with its ferocious tyres,
and from which it will send no clouds of poisonous dust into human
lungs.
We ought not to allow slower vehicles or mere animals to go upon
those roads, and we should establish garages upon them and foot-bridges
over them, and so create order and harmony among the means of
communication of the future.
That is the wish of every good citizen.”
Madame Clarence led the conversation back to the improvements in M. Cérès’ constituency.
M.
Cérès showed his enthusiasm for demolitions,
tunnelings, constructions, reconstructions, and all other fruitful
operations.
“We build to-day in an admirable style,” said he; “everywhere majestic
avenues are being reared.
Was ever anything as fine as our arcaded
bridges and our domed hotels!”
“You are forgetting that big palace surmounted an immense melon-shaped
dome,” grumbled by M. Daniset, an old art amateur, in a voice of
restrained rage.
“I am amazed at the degree of ugliness which a modern
city can attain.
Alca is becoming Americanised.
Everywhere we are
destroying all that is free, unexpected, measured, restrained, human,
or traditional among the things that are left us.
Everywhere we are
destroying that charming object, a piece of an old wall that bears up
the branches of a tree.
Everywhere we are suppressing some fragment of
light and air, some fragment of nature, some fragment of the
associations that still remain with us, some fragment of our fathers,
some fragment of ourselves.
And we are putting up frightful, enormous,
infamous houses, surmounted in Viennese style by ridiculous domes, or
fashioned after the models of the ‘new art’ without mouldings, or
having profiles with sinister corbels and burlesque pinnacles, and such
monsters as these shamelessly peer over the surrounding buildings.
We
see bulbous protuberances stuck on the fronts of buildings and we are
told they are ‘new art’ motives.
I have seen the ‘new art’ in other
countries, but it is not so ugly as with us; it has fancy and it has
simplicity.
It is only in our own country that by a sad privilege we
may behold the newest and most diverse styles of architectural
ugliness.
Not an enviable privilege!”
“Are you not afraid,” asked M. Cérès severely, “are you not afraid that
these bitter criticisms tend to keep out of our capital the foreigners
who flow into it from all arts of the world and who leave millions
behind them?”
“You may set your mind at rest about that,” answered M. Daniset.
“Foreigners do not come to admire our buildings; they come to see our
courtesans, our dressmakers, and our dancing saloons.”
“We have one bad habit,” sighed M. Cérès, “it is that we calumniate
ourselves.”
Madame Clarence as an accomplished hostess thought it was time to
return to the subject of love and asked M. Jumel his opinion of M. Leon
Blum’s recent book in which the author complained.
That an irrational custom,” went on Professor Haddock, “prevents
respectable young ladies from making love, a thing they would enjoy
doing, whilst mercenary girls do it too much and without getting any
enjoyment out of it.
It is indeed deplorable.
But M. Leon Blum need not
fret too much.
If the evil exists, as he says it does, in our
middle-class society, I can assure him that everywhere else he would
see a consoling spectacle.
Among the people, the mass of the people
through town and country, girls do not deny themselves that pleasure.”
“It is depravity!” said Madame Crémeur.
And she praised the innocence of young girls in terms full of modesty
and grace.
It was charming to hear her.
Professor Haddock’s views on the same subject were, on the contrary,
painful to listen to.
“Respectable young girls,” said he, “are guarded and watched over.
Besides, men do not, as a rule, pursue them much, either through
probity, or from a fear of grave responsibilities, or because the
seduction of a young girl would not be to their credit.
Even then we do
not know what really takes place, for the reason that what is hidden is
not seen.
This is a condition necessary to the existence of all
society.
The scruples of respectable young girls could be more easily
overcome than those of married women if the same pressure were brought
to bear on them, and for this there are two reasons: they have more
illusions, and their curiosity has not been satisfied.
Women, for the
most part, have been so disappointed by their husbands that they have
not courage enough to begin again with somebody else.
I myself have
been met by this obstacle several times in my attempts at seduction.”
At the moment when Professor Haddock ended his unpleasant remarks,
Mademoiselle Eveline Clarence entered the drawing-room and listlessly
handed about tea with that expression of boredom which gave an oriental
charm to her beauty.
“For my part,” said Hippolyte Cérès, looking at her, “I declare myself
the young ladies’ champion.”
“He must be a fool,” thought the girl.
Hippolyte Cérès, who had never set foot outside of his political world
of electors and elected, thought Madame Clarence’s drawing-room most
select, its mistress exquisite, and her daughter amazingly beautiful.
His visits became frequent and he paid court to both of them.
Madame
Clarence, who now liked attention, thought him agreeable.
Eveline
showed no friendliness towards him, and treated him with a hauteur and
disdain that he took for aristocratic behaviour and fashionable
manners, and he thought all the more of her on that account.
This busy
man taxed his ingenuity to please them, and he sometimes succeeded.
He
got them cards for fashionable functions and boxes at the Opera.
He
furnished Mademoiselle Clarence with several opportunities of appearing
to great advantage and in particular at a garden party which, although
given by a Minister, was regarded as really fashionable, and gained its
first success in society circles for the Republic.
At that party Eveline had been much noticed and had attracted the
special attention of a young diplomat called Roger Lambilly who,
imagining that she belonged to a rather fast set, invited her to his
bachelor’s flat.
She thought him handsome and believed him rich, and
she accepted.
A little moved, almost disquieted, she very nearly became
the victim of her daring, and only avoided defeat by an offensive
measure audaciously carried out.
This was the most foolish escapade in
her unmarried life.
Being now on friendly terms with Ministers and with the President,
Eveline continued to wear her aristocratic and pious affectations, and
these won for her the sympathy of the chief personages in the
anti-clerical and democratic Republic.
M.
Hippolyte Cérès, seeing that
she was succeeding and doing him credit, liked her still more.
He even
went so far as to fall madly in love with her.
Henceforth, in spite of everything, she began to observe him with
interest, being curious to see if his passion would increase.
He
appeared to her without elegance or grace, and not well bred, but
active, clear-sighted, full of resource, and not too great a bore.
She
still made fun of him, but he had now won her interest.
One day she wished to test him.
It was during the elections, when
members of Parliament were, as the phrase runs, requesting a renewal of
their mandates.
He had an opponent, who, though not dangerous at first
and not much of an orator, was rich and was reported to be gaining
votes every day.
Hippolyte Cérès, banishing both dull security and
foolish alarm from his mind, redoubled his care.
His chief method of
action was by public meetings at which he spoke vehemently against the
rival candidate.
His committee held huge meetings on Saturday evenings
and at three o’clock on Sunday afternoons.
One Sunday, as he called on
the Clarences, he found Eveline alone in the drawing-room.
He had been
chatting for about twenty or twenty-five minutes, when, taking out his
watch, he saw that it was a quarter to three.
The young girl showed
herself amiable, engaging, attractive, and full of promises.
Cérès was
fascinated, but he stood up to go.
“Stay a little longer,” said she in a pressing and agreeable voice
which made him promptly sit down again.
She was full of interest, of abandon, curiosity, and weakness.
He
blushed, turned pale, and again got up.
Then, in order to keep him still longer, she looked at him out of two
grey and melting eyes, and though her bosom was heaving, she did not
say another word.
He fell at her feet in distraction, but once more
looking at his watch, he jumped up with a terrible oath.
“D—!
a quarter to four!
I must be off.”
And immediately he rushed down the stairs.
From that time onwards she had a certain amount of esteem for him.